School Records

I just got my grade school records from when I was in the third grade.

Apparently, because I have a lisp, I was put in the slow learning classes from third grade on. That is so screwed up, it didn't impair my ability to learn whatsoever! I may have been a bit more antisocial and been picked on more, but that is just encouraging people to behave that way. My tongue is just abnormally larger than other peoples - I don't even want to hear the joke you're thinking of making.